米克施一家人狗大小事

他一起床，就開始為他的伴侶作早點，再三去叫醒那些賴床的孩子們， 送他們上學

在回家路上，還要去洗衣店收送衣服，還要到銀行存錢，到菜市場買菜，
然後回家把菜放一邊，還要仔細記帳 ..記完帳之後，他清了貓的砂盒，
後來還替狗洗澡...

然後時間已經下午一點鐘了，他趕快把棉被折好，洗衣服，擦地板…餵完貓狗，

他衝到學校去接小孩，然後還得和那些越來越沒大沒小的孩子們一路上大小聲，

回家之後，他幫孩子準備點心和牛奶，讓孩子乖乖地寫功課，然後他把燙馬擺好，
一邊燙衣服一邊看肥皂劇重播，下午四點半，他開始削馬鈴薯，洗菜作沙拉烤肉餅，
為晚餐做準備.晚餐後，那個死不要臉的老婆，剛下班一吃完飯，然坐在客廳看起足球賽來!

他則忙著整理廚房洗碗，把收好的衣服摺好，哄小孩睡覺，
晚上九點，他已經累壞了,但是又擔心白天的雜務還很多沒作完
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不管了，他終於衝上床想休息了，但是這時那個閒得發慌的老婆,
竟然還興致勃勃提議要「嘿咻嘿咻」，他心不甘情不願，但還是努力裝得很愉快，
設法不要抱怨，隔天他一起床 ,
 
立刻靠著床邊跪下來，流淚跟上帝說:「主啊 !我不知道我之前在想什麼，
現在我知道我實在錯得離譜， 竟錯到去妒嫉我老婆整天在家 !求求您，讓我們換回來吧! 」

主以祂無比的智慧，回答他 :「孩子，我很高興知道你已學到了智慧，而且，
我也很願意把你們兩人換回來，但 .你還要等二百七十九天，

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昨天晚上 , 你懷孕了 !」 







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轉貼:  笑話一則

Would you just look at the expression on the "other" little girl's face!
 
 
That is absolutely priceless! 
 
               
 
 
 
 
THIS IS TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!! 


 
A six-year-old ! boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street.  
The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand
  
 
"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"    

 
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers.
It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark." 

"How about transportation?"   the father asked. 

"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,"   the little boy answered. 

 
The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. 

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked,  "What about babies? When you're married,
you're liable to have babies, you know." 

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. 

 
"We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"
 

 
 
 
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